One Stop Shop of Sex

 

The online adult sex store has it all, toys, games, vibrators, movies, costumes, lingerie, erotic jewellery and accessories for hens nights, there is nothing you can’t find in one of these online stores. They give you a run down on the products, size, and vibrating speeds and whether they are water proof, some of them even have 15 year warranties, some good long time action there. Though it does make you wonder what they consider normal use, probably some statistics that have been done somewhere along the line, where women have stated they only masturbate once a month or something, when in reality it is probably more likely that they are doing two times a week or more.

There are blow up dolls and accessories for men such as fake vaginas for them to masturbate with and all sorts of devices that many people probably don’t even know exist. For instance there is clitoris jewellery and a clitoris sucker, interesting concepts, lip balm to aid in giving head jobs. Think that one is more for the girls than the boys, it supposedly keeps the lips soft and moist, but they are flavoured as well, so that is for all the girls out there that aren’t too keen on going down town.

You can get lubricants that are supposed to be sexual stimulants for your private areas, whether this is true or not would have to be tested, be fun finding out though. For those of you that are a bit tamer you can get massage oils and for the way out there sexual dynamos you can get hand cuffs, swings, whips, chains, nipple clamps, anal plugs and mud/jelly wrestling ring, which is just a square blow up pool really. You can also go to Melbourne sex shops for these kind of items.

The list is endless of the fun things you can do in the bedroom, there are restraints that are fitted underneath the mattress, with the hand and feet cuffs at either end of the bed, so that they can be tucked out of sight when you are not using them, just don’t get the kids to help you change the sheets or there may be a few questions you are not ready to answer yet or ever as the case may be.

Some of this stuff really does require you to have a room specifically for the apparatus, it would be hard to hide some of the swings and there may be questions as to why you have huge hooks hanging from the bedroom ceiling, better to have a room that can be locked and all the stuff set up permanently so you can use it at a moment’s notice instead of taking time to set it by which time the mood has passed and the spontaneity lost. This isn’t always possible however, so don’t buy things that even though you desperately want them, you have no private place to put them. This stuff is not for the children to be fooling around with and should definitely be kept out of their sphere of influence until they are grown adults and can make their own choices on what type of sexual beings they are going to be.